There are times in my life when I know without a shadow of a doubt that I have either failed miserably or am 100% winning the parenting game.
Of course, I strive to have more wins than losses, but at the end of the day, or should I say 18 years, I figure I’ll be doing better than anyone ever expected if the wins and losses just cancel each other out.
I’ll take whatever I can get folks.
A couple of weeks ago, the Circus came into the kitchen for breakfast one morning.
Apparently, she had Santa on the brain, because completely out of the blue she asked, “Do you think we should leave Santa a margarita on Christmas Eve?”
I just looked at her for a moment because I truly didn’t know whether to laugh, say “Hell yes!” or to just cry because this might be one of those “Oh shit, what have I done to this child moments.”
And then she said she would shake it up, so that didn’t leave me with much work to do for Santa’s treat, so I was like, “Yes. I definitely do think we should leave Santa a margarita.” And also, I heard that Santa really really likes margaritas.
Winning.
At least that’s what I’m chalking this one up to. ?
Merry Christmas, friends. This family is off to shake ‘ritas for Santa.
Here’s hoping those reindeers have an auto-pilot feature. Otherwise, apologies in advance for any mishaps Santa gets into at your place.
And here’s our Keepin’ It Real Christmas card. I mean, it doesn’t have a cow peeing on it like last year’s did, but it’s the best we could do folks. Just love us, bless our hearts and put us on your prayer lists. It’s the southern thing to do.
A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy Happy New Year to You and Yours!
I’ll see you back here sometime in January!
P.S. Folks, we don’t let our kid drink alcohol or mix our drinks. She just likes to shake the Ritas up after we put all the ingredients in the shaker. But I really am looking forward to the day when she can make me the perfect margarita without me ever lifting a finger. I’m kidding. Maybe. ?
Regina says
Perfect photo card! And yes you are crushing it! We’ve never hidden the alcohol or us having a cocktail or two ?.
We just taught our children to be responsible and follow the laws. And…. my daughter (26) will fix me a mean refreshing beverage in the summer! Merry Christmas!
Jenna says
Thanks, Regina! That’s exactly how I feel about it – alcohol was so taboo when I was growing up and I think that only confuses kids and gives them a false sense of reality (or it did me anyway!) Merry Christmas!!
romeogirl says
The best!
Jenna says
Thanks! 😉
susan says
LOVE it! You’re doing great! Merry Christmas ?
Jenna says
Thanks, Susan! Always good to have some reassurance! 😉
Lynn says
OMG! That is HILARIOUS! ??? And of course the answer is, HELL YES!!!! Bless you heart (and mine too); I will put you on my prayer list!???
Jenna says
Right?! My thoughts as well!!
Pernille Andersen says
Glædelig jul?Marry Christmas to you and your family. Thanks for all the laughs and the joy you have given me this year. Always love when you land in my inbox.
Jenna says
Thank you, Pernille!! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas as well!
Jim says
Perfect
Jenna says
🙂 haha! We think so! 🙂
Susan the Farm Quilter says
Is it weird that I rather see you as another daughter I just haven’t met yet? You crack me up all the time and your heart is as big as all outdoors!! I think Santa needs to be left a Circus-shaken ‘rita for the entire 12 days of Christmas, just to make sure she has the “shake” down right for the special night!! How to shake a perfect ‘rita is a life skill, right? Parents are to teach their children life skills, so there you go!! Have a blessed Christmas with those who mean the most to you!!
Jenna says
Now this 12 days of Margaritas is something I can get on board with, Susan!! hahaha!!! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas too!!
Kristen Lazzara says
And all these years we left milk and cookies out for Santa….. Your family will always be on Santa’s EXTRA GOOD & NICE list from now on. Hmmmm, what food will you be pairing with the Margarita?
Jenna says
hahaha!!! I’m thinking chips and salsa might be a good side dish to go with that Rita!
Betty says
You are a hoot. I have a feeling you do a pretty good job of parenting. Merry Christmas!
Jenna says
Lord, I can only hope your feeling is right, Betty! haha!
Pam S says
She “still” loves to shake the margaritas, huh! You’ve GOT to help me out on this one….please! Some time ago you talked about Circus shaking Margaritas for y’all….and for the life of me, I can’t find it. I’m having a ball re-reading all this freakishness, but it’s gonna take me f-o-r-e-v-e-r!! LOL I remember she was really just a little bitty thing at the time…so cute! By the way, I’ve left margaritas for Santa before and he DOES like them 🙂 Just not too strong. Don’t want him wasted before the job is done! Merry Christmas….Ho Ho Ho!!!
Jenna says
I think this is the post you might be trying to find: https://rainonatinroof.com/signs-youre-raising-a-well-rounded-child/
hahaha!! We’ll be sure to mix them average instead of strong. 😉 Maybe we’ll leave extra in the shaker for him to take for after he’s finished 😉
Pam S says
That’s THE one!!! ~Thank you so very much! This is definitely the way to start the week!
Ronna Conrardy says
I really enjoy your posts, this one included! The Christmas card is adorable even without a cow. Thanks for always keeping us in the know. May you and your family have a blessed Christmas.
Jenna says
Thank you, Ronna! I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Christmas as well!
Deirdre says
If I were Santa, I would love a Margarita! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ❤️❤️??????❤️
Jenna says
Right!? That’s what I’m sayin’!
Carol says
Loved this post!!! Merry Christmas to you and yours. Best wishes for many blessings in the coming year.
Jenna says
Thanks, Carol! Merry Christmas to you too!
Donna Yager says
Jenna, You made me laugh again today! Your stories are great, and I very much will bless your heart and have you and your family on my prayer list! We moved to Florida four years ago, but miss Chattanooga so much. Merry Christmas!
Jenna says
Thanks, Donna! I’m sending you lots of Christmas love from Chattanooga!! Hope you have a great one!
Pat says
Merry Christmas to your family?. Love you, bless your little heart, and adding you to the prayer list,lol.
Pat
Jenna says
hahahahaha!! Thanks, Pat! I think I might have to make a piece of printable art that says that!!
Carol From B.C., Canada says
Jenna. Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family. That is a great picture of you three. All the best for 2019. Love your site. Til next year. Love Carol from B.C.. Canada
Jenna says
Thank you so much, Carol! Merry Christmas to you as well!
Brigitte Baker says
I’m sure he gets tired of all the milk and cookies! Santa would DEFINITELY appreciate a margarita!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Jenna says
I believe he was quite happy with the margarita! 😉
Wendy says
Hope Santa enjoyed his Margarita! Happy New Year!
p.s. definitely a parenting win in my book
Jenna says
It was most definitely enjoyed! haha! Thanks, Wendy!