From Monday thru Wednesday, our house resembled a nudist colony.
Grunt Labor is potty training the circus and the book I bought him for this says to keep your kid naked for the first few days.
Yes, I said Grunt Labor is training her. I know I have no patience for this so I’m just trying to be as supportive as possible.
I did buy him the book.
That counts for something, right?
So for three days, there was a circus streaking through our house.
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On day two, we couldn’t keep her inside any longer.
So we, along with her portable princess potty, went on the porch.
And she streaked on the front porch for all the neighbors to see and used the potty out there too.
There’s no doubt in my mind that they are working to get us evicted from the neighborhood as I type.
We still aren’t completely potty trained, but we are kinda sorta maybe getting there.
In other words, send up prayers, more reinforcements if possible, and definitely more cheap beer.
In case you were wondering, it is possible for a small child and a 30 year old woman to fit in a bicycle trailer.
I really wanted my own juice box as well so that we could get even crazier looks than we were already getting.
Furthermore, with his superhero strength, Grunt Labor even pulled the circus and I behind the bike.
You can see that video here.
We did all this while on vacation last week. I’m really hoping they let us come back again…
The inventor of the pink plastic flamingo, Donald Featherstone, died this week.
In his honor, here are a few of my favorite flamingo projects.
We raise our pink flamingos high in salute to you, Donald, and your brilliance.
If you need a little color blocked goodness in your life, I’ve got a new color-blocked coffee table project for ya….
All the details are on the FrogTape blog.
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Be a freak this weekend.
You know you don’t wanna miss any of this crazy.
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