Last Friday, I had a conversation with my 10-years-younger-than-me cousin via text message.
She said I was the GOAT.
I had no effing clue what she meant. I told her that along with an emoticon of a goat and #oldladyproblems.
She said it meant “Greatest of all Time” but she preferred to picture it as a goat with shades on.
I concurred and said we should petition for an emoticon of that.
That was when she told me I was “so old” and that an emoticon was not the right term for that, it was just an emoji. She said emoticons are super old school and just when you use symbols like this: :/
She followed up by saying I probably still used AOL instant messenger and a hashtag she made up just for me – #OldLadyCallout2k16.
So, since I’m an old lady and had nothing better to do this week, that’s a lie there were plenty of other things I should have been doing but didn’t, I made this.
It’s not an emoji, but it’s the best I could do with my old lady skillz.
Take that #OldLadyCallout2k16.
Also, I wanted you guys to know you were so GOAT too and this was the most fun way to tell you.
Happy Old Lady Freak Show Friday.